Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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