all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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