Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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