seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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