And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
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