You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
YAS. BRING CRAB.
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