If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
vagina is talking i cant
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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