I feel like I'm in dance class right now
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
that may or may not have been my penis.
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