last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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