At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
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