You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
Randomize
