let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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