Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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