Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
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