That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
How does it feel to date your dad?
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
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