haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
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if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
I want her autograph on my taint
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
What happened to fro yo and sex?
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
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