do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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