I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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