apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
i took a field sobriety test yesterday. a crowd gathered, watched me pass it and applauded. then the cops arrested me because i took a bow and fell over.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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