I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
I learned 3 things lastnight....1. Turkeys are related to the t-rex. 2. Whales have leg bones cause they used to walk. 3. I will sing drunk in the waffle house, but not during karaoke in the bar
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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