Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
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