yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
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