Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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