But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I'm sorry for everything. i woke up with two citations stapled to my shirt.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
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