I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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