After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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