when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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