your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
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nvm
Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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