I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
I was at circle k buying gas and this girl in a papa johns uniform comes up and is like " I've got a bunch of extra pizzas. Large peperoni for $5." then she went to her trunk and pulled one out. It felt like a drug deal for a fat person
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
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