Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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