Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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