I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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