i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
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