He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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