love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
My favorite part of the day is the 2 seconds of ignorance you have when you first wake up. Right before you remember where your mouth was last night.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
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