Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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