I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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