its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
True college students do jello shots in the library
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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