I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
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