Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
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