Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
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