Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
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