One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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