Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
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