She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
Randomize
