only if we run a train.
done.
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
I'm always down for nudity.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
