I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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