Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
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