I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
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