adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
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