And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
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