Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
These tits shall not be calmed
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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