we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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