Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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