I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
Randomize
